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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      M/M
  Fandom:
      Glee
  Relationship:
      Blaine_Anderson/Kurt_Hummel/Noah_Puckerman
  Character:
      Blaine_Anderson, Kurt_Hummel, Noah_Puckerman, Ruth_Puckerman, Maya
      Puckerman
  Additional Tags:
      Public_Sex, Meeting_the_Parents, Oral_Sex, Threesome_-_M/M/M, Anal_Sex
  Series:
      Part 5 of Pummelson
  Stats:
      Published: 2011-12-21 Words: 2251
****** Fright Night ******
by WithDemonWings
Summary
     Puck decides to tell his mother about his boys. It goes surprisingly
     well, even if his sister is in love with his boys. After an
     entertaining dinner at the Puckerman's, the boys head to the movies.
     There aren't many people in the theater for their movie and that's
     okay. They all enjoy some almost discrete public sex. Blaine has some
     major (obsessive) love for Colin Farrell...
Notes
     The tags on his make it seem kind of wrong, but I promise that the
     "public sex" has nothing to do with "meeting the parents". Though it
     could be entertaining and highly awkward.
See the end of the work for more notes
Puck shifted nervously in the entranceway between the living room and the
kitchen.
He had opted to tell his Ma about their situation without Kurt and Blaine,
because he feared what his mother’s reaction would be. She was always going on
about how she wanted him to settle down with a nice Jewish girl and have lots
of little Jewish babies.
‘Will you stop fidgeting and come and talk to me Bubbeleh,’ Ruth Puckerman
stated without looking up from the cross-stitch pattern she was working on.
Noah started, and flushed in embarrassment, he hated when his Ma called him out
like that. How the hell had she even known he was there?
‘Don’t curse,’ she stated as he silently moved to sit on the couch beside her
chair.
He stared at her with wide eyes, and she just gave a soft chuckle.
She folded her pattern she was working on and carefully slid the needle into it
keep it safe, before she set it on the little table beside her chair.
Taking her son’s hand, she gave him her full attention, ‘what’s bothering you,
Noah?’
Maya, Puck’s little sister, was on the floor pretending to colour. She was
listening intently to the conversation.
Puck stared at his mother, his sister forgotten as he tried to figure out how
to tell his mother that he was gay and with, not one but 2 other guys.
So taking a deep breath he blurted out, ‘I’mgayandIhavetwoboyfriends!’
Maya started giggling, but Ruth and Puck ignored her.
‘Is one of them that lovely Hummel boy who always has pastries when we go to
the garage?’ she asked with a soft, knowing smile.
Puck could only goggle at his mother and open his mouth several times as he
tried to say something.
Seeing her son’s distress, Ruth leaned forward and cupped her son’s cheek.
‘Do they make you happy, No-No?’ she asked, keeping her eyes steady with his.
Puck could only nod, and blink furiously.
‘Give me a kiss,’ she demanded, and Puck immediately complied kissing her cheek
softly. ‘That is all I can hope for in this day and age,’ she offered with a
smile.
Puck stared at his mother, and she brushed away some of his tears. ‘You’ll
bring your boys by for dinner,’ she stated as she moved herself from the
recliner to the wheelchair that she pulled forward and headed into the kitchen.
Puck was still staring at the spot his mother had been. He let out the breath
that he’d been unconsciously holding and it sounded like a mix of a sob and a
laugh.
‘Don’t cry, No-No!’ Maya gave her own cry as she scurried to hug her brother.
‘Have you invited your boys for dinner yet, Noah?’ Ruth called from the
kitchen, several pots clanging together.
‘On it, Ma!’ he called back as he pulled his phone from his pocket.
‘Maya, come and help your mother!’ Maya gave Puck a kiss on the cheek before
she hurried to the kitchen to help their mother.
He typed a quick message to Kurt and Blaine, who were at Kurt’s house waiting
for news.
~Told Ma wants u 2 come 4 dnr~
Once sent, he headed into the kitchen to help his mother and sister.
*
Kurt and Blaine were mid make-out session when 2 things happened
simultaneously. Kurt’s phone started to sing and Finn came barrelling down the
stairs.
Kurt grabbed for his phone, which had been out and waiting for Puck to text
them about tonight.
He stared at the message with wide eyes.
‘Puck told his Ma!’ he blurted.
Blaine sat up in surprise. Neither Blaine nor Kurt caring about their nudity,
or why Finn had come down in the first place because he made a bizarre noise
and bolted from the room.
‘What?’ Blaine demanded, grabbing the phone from Kurt. He sputtered wordless
for several minutes, but Kurt was already up and rummaging through the closet.
Blaine was still spluttering 15 minutes later when an impeccably dressed Kurt
dragged him up the stairs.
‘Sorry, Carole but Blaine and I won’t be staying for dinner, because Noah told
his mother and she wants us there for dinner,’ He announced as he paused
briefly in the kitchen.
‘Buy flowers!’ she called after them, before smiling and humming along to the
radio.
*
Blaine had started talking about halfway to the Puckerman household.
Well it wasn’t so much talking as it was a litany of “Oh my god.” He had only
ever been introduced to Burt and Carole and that had been surprisingly easy.
Kurt pulled a reluctantly Blaine from the Navigator and pulled him to the front
door. He knocked and instantly heard someone running to the door.
They were greeted by a squeal before Blaine was glomped on by a shrieking pre-
pubescent fangirl.
‘May! What did I tell you about answering the door?’ Puck called as he followed
his sister. ‘Oh, hi,’ he greeted the two boys on his front step.
‘No, can I have this one? He looks like Harry Potter!’ she blurted as she
pulled Blaine into the house.  Kurt, for his part, was trying to stifle his
laughter.
‘No. May, you can’t have my boyfriend,’ Puck sort of pouted, as he moved so
they could come in.
Kurt kissed him a greeting before he moved into the kitchen.
‘Hello, Mrs. Puckerman,’ Kurt greeted, kissing her cheek as he offered her the
flowers they had picked up.
‘Kurt, dear, call me Ruth,’ she stated. Mrs. Puckerman had a specialized car,
her legs didn’t work well, and Burt was the only mechanic in town that could
work on it.  The car had been in poor shape, and needed constant repairs so
Burt and Kurt knew her well. When she’d declined the offer to do it at a
discounted rate, they often fixed something without  telling or charging her
for it.
‘Ruth,’ he started with a smile, and waving to Blaine, ‘this is Blaine.’
‘It’s nice to meet you, Mrs. Puckerman,’ Blaine offered one of his grins as he
kissed her knuckles.
‘Such a nice boy,’ she blushed faintly.
‘Stop flirting with my boyfriend, Ma,’ Maya pouted indignantly, as she hugged a
surprised Blaine around the middle.
Everyone raised an eyebrow at that.
‘Come on, Harry. You have to save Draco from himself.’ Maya announced as she
pulled Blaine from the kitchen. Blaine gave them an imploring look as he felt
helpless against the little girl.
Kurt immediately began to howl with laughter.
‘I can hear you laughing!’ Blaine shouted back.
*
Two hours later, it was Kurt that Maya was staring starry eyed at as Blaine and
Puck, laughed at him.
‘Were you really a cheerleader?’ she asked; her eyes wide with awe.
Kurt nodded, ‘I was.’
‘Why did you stop?’
‘Because they wanted me to be someone I’m not,’ he replied.
‘Like how No-No is now? He stopped being a bully because he didn’t like the
person he’d become,’ she asked, though it sounded like she was repeating
something she’d heard from a movie.
Both Kurt and Blaine gave Puck a curious glance, but Kurt nodded, ‘yeah, like
that.’
‘Good,’ she stated looking rather proud. ‘I don’t like bullies.’ She paused for
a second, studying the three boys. ‘You should keep them Noah, you’re cute
together,’ all three boys went scarlet.
‘Aren’t you boys going to be late for your movie?’ Ruth asked, winking at Kurt.
‘Movie? What movie?’ Blaine asked stupidly. He hadn’t been in the bathroom that
long, had he?
‘Oh, right!’ Kurt blurted, ‘the movie; the 10 o’clock showing of Fright Night.’
He announced as he stood and gathered an obviously confused Puck and Blaine.
‘Mmm, Colin Farrell,’ Blaine drooled as Kurt pushed them toward the door.
‘I wanna go Ma!’ Maya pouted adorably.
‘Sorry, Bug. But its bed time for you. Besides, it’ll probably give you
nightmares.’ Puck stated as he bent to kiss his sisters forehead.
‘EW! Ma, No-No kissed me!’ she screeched like it was the grossest thing she’d
ever seen. And that included the flattened frog that Johnny White from down the
street had shown her.
‘Well then go wash it off,’ Ruth chuckled as she pushed her daughter to the
stairs. ‘And brush your teeth!’ she called up when Maya disappeared at the top
of the stairs.
‘Have a good time Noah,’ Ruth offered, pulling her son down for a kiss, as she
slipped him some money.
 ‘Make sure you give him some napkins, Kurt,’ she offered with a nod to Blaine
who was practically bouncing at the front with a dazed look on his face.
Kurt gave a laugh, ‘I will Ruth, thank you.’
With Blaine’s hurried, ‘It was nice to meet you Mrs. Noah’s Ma!’ the trio
headed down to Kurt’s truck.
‘Does he always get like this when you see a movie?’ Puck asked as Blaine
yelled at them to hurry the hell up.
‘Only when Colin Farrell is involved,’ Kurt replied. ‘And then he’s a horny
bastard.’
‘Isn’t he normally horny?’
Kurt shrugged, ‘it gets worse.’
‘Worse?’ Puck had stopped walking, but hurried to catch up with Kurt who had
just climbed into the Navigator.
‘I hope you restocked the condoms in your wallet.’
Puck scrambled into the truck as Kurt pulled away from the curb.
*
Blaine was lovingly caressing the poster of Colin Farrell’s red eyes as Kurt
watched Puck walked with a girl about their age, who Kurt was pretty sure
forgot to put something on over her underwear.
‘Are these your friends?’ she asked when they approached Kurt and oblivious
Blaine. Before either one could answer, she carried on. ‘My friends are over in
that theater. My friend is obsessed with Draco Malfoy, and her boyfriend just
broke up with her.’
The girl suddenly leaned against Puck and practically felt him up, ‘have you
ever thought of getting a tattoo? I bet some barbed wire and roses would look
totally hot on this arm.’
‘I’m Jewish,’ Puck blurted. Kurt rolled his eyes.
‘I’m Protestant, but I don’t even know that means,’ she replied, batting her
lashes in what she obviously thought was coy, but it made her look like she had
something in her eye.
‘Oh for the love of my sanity,’ Kurt blurted startling even Blaine from his
mind-sex with Colin Farrell. ‘Back off, sister. This man is with us. That means
that we are all together and we have sex, lots of anal, gay sex, so go toddle
off to your friends that are probably making out without you and find some
pants.’
With that he grabbed both Blaine and Puck, who had the popcorn and looked like
he was going to start laughing any second, and stormed into the theater;
leaving the girl gaping after them.
Puck was laughing as he handed Kurt the bag of popcorn, while Blaine demanded
answers.
‘She was flirting horribly with our man, it was amusing at first, but then it
was just painful to watch. I was simply stopping a train wreck before it
happened.’ Kurt settled into Puck’s side as he spoke and when he was finished
he fished his Cherry Crush from his bag and munched contently on popcorn.
As they waited for the show to start, Blaine rattled off random facts about
Colin Farrell and the movie, both the original and the remake.
About five minutes before the movie was supposed to start, 2 girls in their
twenties appeared and sat several rows ahead of them.
Blaine was vibrating as the previews started.
About 20 minutes into the actual movie, Blaine pulled Puck from his jeans and
swallowed him down. Kurt had cut off any noise by kissing him.
Puck really hoped the girls were into the movie, because he didn’t think he
would last very long.
Blaine, for his part, had worked his hand into Puck’s jeans and was alternating
between playing with his balls and stroking his perineum and, after he shifted
down in his seat, his hole.
Puck lost himself in the popcorn, cherry taste that was Kurt as they battled
for dominance, even though Kurt readily gave it to Puck as he guided his hand
to his ass.
It didn’t take long as the girls started to whisper and giggle and he suddenly
unloaded himself into Blaine’s willing mouth and the shorter boy swallowed
everything down before cleaning him up.
The two girls at the front giggled again, but none of knew if they were
laughing at the movie or at them so they ignored them.
Puck wondered when Blaine had slipped the condom on, as he watched as Kurt
impaled himself on Blaine. He made an odd sort of strangled noise as Blaine
covered his mouth. His own orgasm had left him rather boneless so he settled
into watch his boys. He was suddenly inspired and he twisted awkwardly and
swallowed Kurt down.  Neither teen lasted long, and Puck was disappointed that
Kurt had managed to slip a condom on as well.
Kurt pulled off the condom and tied it off before he dropped it into the empty
popcorn bag. Blaine did the same as Kurt tucked himself back into his pants and
settled on Puck’s other side.
Blaine fell asleep against Puck about 5 minutes later.
‘That was really hot,’ one of the girls stated as both of them collapsed into
giggles.
‘Glad you enjoyed it,’ Kurt replied with a leer for Puck.
Both Kurt and Puck’s eyes widened in surprise as the two girls started making
out.
 
End Notes
     I have a few more scenarios for the boys in mind, however if you have
     something you'd like to see, please let me know!
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